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71 beach street
south portland.maine

Meet the Hard-boiled Hens! Tucked in our coop on the coast of Maine, we muscle our way through frigid winters and bucolic summers. It’s not easy being the supermodels of the chicken world, but our steady diet of corn, fettuccine and arugula keeps us Rubenesque and camera-ready. Please enjoy our calendars, postcards, and gift wrap!

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chicken soup (all about us)



The New York Daily News, September 18, 2014 - New York, New York --

can't keep these girls cooped up.


two socks

daffodil

fiona

don’t hate us because we’re beautiful.
— butterbean

frank ("frankie") sinatra

donkey

minnie ripperton


they dine on fettuccine, watermelon, and corn on the cob. they are crazy about pancakes.

mostly they pick on each other, take dirt baths, and lay eggs. not a bad life. 

beulah

mustang sally

meet the girls.


exotic, grumpy, endearing.

tucked in their coop on the coast of maine, they endure snow (which they hate), menacing foxes, and the occasional visit from immense seagulls. 

and they ask,

"who you callin' chicken?"

petunia

butterbean

oh, oh, girls just wanna have fu-un.
— cyndi lauper

stella

frances

 

"she who laughs, lasts."

- daffodil      

bernadette

rain

olympia

"ouch," says Fiona.