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71 beach street
south portland.maine

Meet the Hard-boiled Hens! Tucked in our coop on the coast of Maine, we muscle our way through frigid winters and bucolic summers. It’s not easy being the supermodels of the chicken world, but our steady diet of corn, fettuccine and arugula keeps us Rubenesque and camera-ready. Please enjoy our calendars, postcards, and gift wrap!

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